Teleconversation with SK

SK - past president of our toastmasters club.
one of the funniest married middle aged guys i know.

"Hi SK you called?"

"ah yes yes. I need two girls. One to be my girlfriend, one to be the next president of the club. which one do you want to be?"

"haha, sk...you know i can't be president"

"so you going to be my girlfriend?"

"no."

"If you can't be president, i'll need to ask xxx (one of the notorious members). But i'm afraid if i do that, next term the club will be left with 10 members."

"haha...only the mentors left!"

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even reading his emails make me laugh out loud.
there was once where the exco kept getting emails from the president under the name "huang zhiling", which wasn't her name at all.
no one said anything until SK replied to all one day:

"we've been getting emails from a mysterious huang zhiling.
i thought it's the President's boyfriend sharing her account,
but today she told me she doesn't know who huang zhiling is.

i know because she asked me to her house today to remove huang zhiling from her computer."

(I never got round to understanding what the whole story is, but i think the president really didn't know who huang zhiling is)

and every now and then whenever the President doesn't reply, SK will tease with "i think all the emails are going to huang zhiling".
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SK cracks me up. :D