Late Night with the Pissed Drunk

*this post is written with a semi-clear mind and i might regret writing in the morning but what the heck that's the fun part isn't it. To just write and maybe i'll get a glimpse of my sub-conscience


i'm not pissed drunk
a little tipsy maybe

i have felt worse than this before
and steph tan brought lime juice to the rescue
i miss the lime juice
and the hangover guru

was gonna spend the night at the bookstore reading my brain magazine
ended up at a bar with AY
i went with no intention of drinking
all i ordered was a coke and i was all set to sit back and watch and soak in the atmosphere

but like fresh young meat to sharks
i attracted unwanted attention
being the usual polite indirect me
and my typical cluelessnes
i didn't send out any "buzz off" signals

so i spent most of the night
with this guy who kept talking
while AY guffawed at my situation

i sort of figured at some point in the night
that the guy was pissed drunk and knew not what he's talking about

anyway i thought it was all harmless
he was the manager of the pub after all so i thought it's just PR stuff
(although AY and his son were like "you can't tell that he had one and only one intention??")

at the end of the night the guy wanted to take me home
and that was when AY stepped in
"no no she's just a young lady here to have some fun. not that kind of fun though"
"i thought you said she wasn't shy!"
"i was kidding"
"now i feel stupid"
"you are stupid"

i found their discussion quite funny
it started out as whispering so i can't hear him
then they screwed the whispering when the guy started getting annoyed
so they were having this grand discussion about me right in front of me like i wasn't there

the guy was pretty pissed when he left
but he's drunk i doubt he'll be able to remember anything in the morning
----------------------------------------------------

i downed some german shot that tasted exactly like extra thick cough mixture
then some peppermint shot that tasted like extra strong polo mint
the drinks were pretty strong

stood my ground and refused to down another shot
even under persistent persuasion
i dun enjoy nausea at all
and the drinks dun even taste good
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i'm sleepy. time to sleep.