The Dating Game
I just used the oven for the first time yesterday!
finally got sick of eating microwaved chicken pie with uncooked flour
it wasn't too bad
i think i might try baking stuff soon
the unthinkable has happened.
i may actually grow to be one of those mamas who can bake cookies!
anyway
wrote the following yesterday
my version of Sex and the Lion City
recorded the conversations i've had abt dating
i hope i don't get into trouble for this
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Conversation with CC:
"i had a date yesterday. at an italian resaturant."
"Ooh! bet it was expensive wasn't it. You paid for her too right?"
"yeah, unfortunately i did."
"it was that bad huh"
"no not really. but i usually don't pay until after i get something out of the relationship."
"oh my goodness.....(shakes head). take it as an investment. after all you keep complaining you have too much money and nothing to spend on."
"yeah but that's just me i guess. i dun like paying for both in a date."
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Conversation with friend. (she's gonna kill me for blogging this.)
"eh. i'm sad"
"what happened? shi lian liao?"
"ya lor"
"how??"
"i told him i like him"
"what! zhang3 shen1 gu3 li4 gu3 li4. wah you damn brave lor."
"he said he's flattered but he cannot reciprocate."
"did you rip the papers apart and throw into the pool.."
"no. we were very mature in handling it"
"how you tell him?"
"don't ask...the wounds are still healing...i'll tell you when i'm ready"
"you just went 'i like you!' ?"
"no...i told him a story"
"huh? like 'there's once a girl who met a boy...' ?"
"no la! a personal story.. something that happened.."
"something like 'i was cutting my toenails that day and i realised i like you!'? "
"no.....eh my wounds are just closing can you not rip it open again"
note to friend:
tell me if you want me to remove this. :)
this is revenge for waking me up at 11am on a saturday!
blogging can heal wounds also ma...so i help you blog. heh.
--------------------------------------------------------
Conversation with another friend. sort of. from what i remember. she's gonna kill me too anyway.
"he brought me to (a high class) Hotel for tea. he told the waitress 'i only want evening tea, not breakfast tea.' i don't even know there're these kinds of tea!"
"so you ordered teh peng?"
"i ordered juice. then he asked me to look at the ceiling and admire the architecture. like huh???"
"hahahaa...hey that's being refined."
"yah but you know me! i'm not refined!"
"yah actually i can't imagine you like that. hahahaahah"
"i was trying to stifle my yawn"
"wah liao you. the settings so nice then he talk to you and watch your lips quiver"
"ya. hahahaah. and we walked all the way to that hotel somemore. he told me only 10 minutes, but it was 20 minutes!"
"aiyo you....but you crossed the bridge and everything? wah romantic sia!"
"ya. halfway we stopped and we talked abt him and the clear waters and the moon."
"hahahahahaha.....it's romantic! dinner..walk over bridge....see moon...have tea...look at ceiling..."
"i just kept telling him 'you told me 10 min! it's 20!'"
"wah liao you! it could have been so romantic then you spoil it by complaining. not that far what!"
"i don't walk! 10 minutes means 10 minutes!"
"the setting is right but the partner is not i guess"
Conversation with the same friend. Some dialogue is made up but context is all true.
"lend me your phone for a while"
"take lor"
"i'm gonna send a 'i miss you too!' sms to your friends can"
"i dare you"
"don't dare me"
"you wouldn't dare"
"sent!"
"WHO YOU SEND TO?"
"this guy"
"WHAT!"
"hahahhahahaah"
"he's been trying to zhui1 me for ages and you sent him 'i miss you too!'"
"is it??? hahahahaah......how i know...hahahahaha"
"you idiot! he just message me! ask me to go out! what do i say?"
"say your stupid friend send one la. i take responsibility can. actually now i think abt it quite mean hor. like i raise his hopes. but not purposely one what! how i know he still like you?"
"i'm gonna make you come along and apologize to him you ninny."
(i think in the end she still had to go out with him that week to apologise. haha. me and my itchy fingers. paisei ah. next time i borrow your phone i'll just order coke from the vending machine.)
(recently)
"how's things going with him"
"he asked me where he ranks in my list of suitors. i was thinking 'what list of suitors'? haha"
"what did you reply"
"haven't thought abt it. i went out wth him the other day. as friends"
"aiyo...don't give him false hope"
"didn't i think...i was quite bored and i think i showed disinterest...just like the other one." *yawn*
"OEI! you're not allowed to yawn when talking to me! i'm not the two guys you're not allowed to show disinterest!"
"hahahaha"
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Another One
"eh i hinted to him today."
"wah very brave are you! then how?"
"then he hinted back"
"*Gasp!* Yay!"
"no, he hinted back rejection"
"oh. erm, oops"
----------------------------------------------
This One is from chio bu.
"how did you start with the Keanu Reeves lookalike?"
"i saw him at the pub. Then just sit in his line of vision lor"
"wah line of vision??"
"ya..so when he looks up he can see me"
"got picture?"
"no"
"you sure he look like Keanu or not? i trust you but your taste a bit weird one. you're the one who said Lynette's hair is GORGEOUS*"
"hahaha..that was in sec 3!"
*Lynette has super frizzy hair that explodes when untied while chio bu has the prettiest softest hair around. well apparantly she finds Lynette's hair GORGEOUS...so...*
-----------------------------------
My Own Small Misadventures
~~
(Mom) " are you all dating?"
"no la. friend only la."
"keep that way ah. out of 50 points, i grade him...mmmm....minus 50. ok wait i like one point abt him, so minus 49. minus 49 ok??"
~~
~~
(friend) "you went to a hotel room with a guy??"
"eh can you not say until so nan2 ting1. i got free room so i invited friends for sleepover, but they come in the evening ma. then in the noon we were at a seminar nearby so i asked him if he wants to see how the room looks like"
"YAH STILL??? AIYOH!!! so dangerous!"
"come on la. i know him well. he's very decent one. but actually i just realised how i could have sent out the wrong signals hor"
"YAH! nan nui shou shou bu qing! tsk tsk tsk!"
"aiya....friend only la! we drank tea and watched discovery channel"
"THAT's WHAT THEY ALL SAY!"
"hahahahaha"
"then last time you went to someone's room!"
"eh that one was to borrow books can?"
"nan nui shou shou bu qing! close door somemore!"
"hahahahahahaha. switch on air-con what. but actually it looks quite bad hor. no wonder his mom kept coming into the room! haha. eh see we close door but never LOCK door OKAY"
"your reputation is ruined la friend"
~~
Then there was Mr. Spammed-me-50-SMSes-in-a-row.
"he sent me 50 sms-es!!"
"hahahahahaha...why?"
"we were supposed to meet wed, but something cropped up ma. so i told him cannot meet liao. so he sent me 50 sms-es to lecture me!"
"hahahahahaahaha"
"eh it's not funny lor, i was damn pissed off. at first i felt quite bad cos i broke my promise true. but after the 10th sms i stopped feeling bad cos i don't think my crime warrants this"
"how to send 50? what he say?"
"everything! long long stories! moral lectures! my phone beeped the whole night!"
"hahahaha..did you reply?"
"i didn't want to. then i got irritated by the 20th msg, so i replied back. then he sms more! at last i just let it beeped. really something wrong man."
------------------------------------------
since we're on the topic of phones and smses.....
(phone rings)"hello?"
"hi can i speak to Vino?"
"you've got the wrong number"
"is this 9xxxxxxx?"
"yes but there's no Vino here."
"don't bluff ok, call him to the phone"
"i'm not lying there is no Vino. who is Vino?"
"aiya fucker la you" (hangs up)
*stunned*
~~
saw steph tan going to work the other day while i was in my dad's car.
she didn't see me.
i sms--ed her 4 hours later.
"i see you! you're wearing a white blouse right"
(phone rings 5 min later)
"where the hell are you?"
"near you la.""where???"
"are you in the office?"
"yaaaa?"
"i'm under your desk lor"
"go and die. ni3 zai4 na3 li3??????"
~~~~
another good prank to play.
did this during one of the Chinese New Years.
sent out a mass sms on chu1 yi1 (i was bored ok...)
"i see you in your red blouse! don't be embarassed! you look cute!"
you'd be surprised how many pple are REALLY wearing red blouses.
~~~~
Till next time....
I just used the oven for the first time yesterday!
finally got sick of eating microwaved chicken pie with uncooked flour
it wasn't too bad
i think i might try baking stuff soon
the unthinkable has happened.
i may actually grow to be one of those mamas who can bake cookies!
anyway
wrote the following yesterday
my version of Sex and the Lion City
recorded the conversations i've had abt dating
i hope i don't get into trouble for this
----------------
Conversation with CC:
"i had a date yesterday. at an italian resaturant."
"Ooh! bet it was expensive wasn't it. You paid for her too right?"
"yeah, unfortunately i did."
"it was that bad huh"
"no not really. but i usually don't pay until after i get something out of the relationship."
"oh my goodness.....(shakes head). take it as an investment. after all you keep complaining you have too much money and nothing to spend on."
"yeah but that's just me i guess. i dun like paying for both in a date."
-----------------------------
Conversation with friend. (she's gonna kill me for blogging this.)
"eh. i'm sad"
"what happened? shi lian liao?"
"ya lor"
"how??"
"i told him i like him"
"what! zhang3 shen1 gu3 li4 gu3 li4. wah you damn brave lor."
"he said he's flattered but he cannot reciprocate."
"did you rip the papers apart and throw into the pool.."
"no. we were very mature in handling it"
"how you tell him?"
"don't ask...the wounds are still healing...i'll tell you when i'm ready"
"you just went 'i like you!' ?"
"no...i told him a story"
"huh? like 'there's once a girl who met a boy...' ?"
"no la! a personal story.. something that happened.."
"something like 'i was cutting my toenails that day and i realised i like you!'? "
"no.....eh my wounds are just closing can you not rip it open again"
note to friend:
tell me if you want me to remove this. :)
this is revenge for waking me up at 11am on a saturday!
blogging can heal wounds also ma...so i help you blog. heh.
--------------------------------------------------------
Conversation with another friend. sort of. from what i remember. she's gonna kill me too anyway.
"he brought me to (a high class) Hotel for tea. he told the waitress 'i only want evening tea, not breakfast tea.' i don't even know there're these kinds of tea!"
"so you ordered teh peng?"
"i ordered juice. then he asked me to look at the ceiling and admire the architecture. like huh???"
"hahahaa...hey that's being refined."
"yah but you know me! i'm not refined!"
"yah actually i can't imagine you like that. hahahaahah"
"i was trying to stifle my yawn"
"wah liao you. the settings so nice then he talk to you and watch your lips quiver"
"ya. hahahaah. and we walked all the way to that hotel somemore. he told me only 10 minutes, but it was 20 minutes!"
"aiyo you....but you crossed the bridge and everything? wah romantic sia!"
"ya. halfway we stopped and we talked abt him and the clear waters and the moon."
"hahahahahaha.....it's romantic! dinner..walk over bridge....see moon...have tea...look at ceiling..."
"i just kept telling him 'you told me 10 min! it's 20!'"
"wah liao you! it could have been so romantic then you spoil it by complaining. not that far what!"
"i don't walk! 10 minutes means 10 minutes!"
"the setting is right but the partner is not i guess"
Conversation with the same friend. Some dialogue is made up but context is all true.
"lend me your phone for a while"
"take lor"
"i'm gonna send a 'i miss you too!' sms to your friends can"
"i dare you"
"don't dare me"
"you wouldn't dare"
"sent!"
"WHO YOU SEND TO?"
"this guy"
"WHAT!"
"hahahhahahaah"
"he's been trying to zhui1 me for ages and you sent him 'i miss you too!'"
"is it??? hahahahaah......how i know...hahahahaha"
"you idiot! he just message me! ask me to go out! what do i say?"
"say your stupid friend send one la. i take responsibility can. actually now i think abt it quite mean hor. like i raise his hopes. but not purposely one what! how i know he still like you?"
"i'm gonna make you come along and apologize to him you ninny."
(i think in the end she still had to go out with him that week to apologise. haha. me and my itchy fingers. paisei ah. next time i borrow your phone i'll just order coke from the vending machine.)
(recently)
"how's things going with him"
"he asked me where he ranks in my list of suitors. i was thinking 'what list of suitors'? haha"
"what did you reply"
"haven't thought abt it. i went out wth him the other day. as friends"
"aiyo...don't give him false hope"
"didn't i think...i was quite bored and i think i showed disinterest...just like the other one." *yawn*
"OEI! you're not allowed to yawn when talking to me! i'm not the two guys you're not allowed to show disinterest!"
"hahahaha"
---------------------------------------
Another One
"eh i hinted to him today."
"wah very brave are you! then how?"
"then he hinted back"
"*Gasp!* Yay!"
"no, he hinted back rejection"
"oh. erm, oops"
----------------------------------------------
This One is from chio bu.
"how did you start with the Keanu Reeves lookalike?"
"i saw him at the pub. Then just sit in his line of vision lor"
"wah line of vision??"
"ya..so when he looks up he can see me"
"got picture?"
"no"
"you sure he look like Keanu or not? i trust you but your taste a bit weird one. you're the one who said Lynette's hair is GORGEOUS*"
"hahaha..that was in sec 3!"
*Lynette has super frizzy hair that explodes when untied while chio bu has the prettiest softest hair around. well apparantly she finds Lynette's hair GORGEOUS...so...*
-----------------------------------
My Own Small Misadventures
~~
(Mom) " are you all dating?"
"no la. friend only la."
"keep that way ah. out of 50 points, i grade him...mmmm....minus 50. ok wait i like one point abt him, so minus 49. minus 49 ok??"
~~
~~
(friend) "you went to a hotel room with a guy??"
"eh can you not say until so nan2 ting1. i got free room so i invited friends for sleepover, but they come in the evening ma. then in the noon we were at a seminar nearby so i asked him if he wants to see how the room looks like"
"YAH STILL??? AIYOH!!! so dangerous!"
"come on la. i know him well. he's very decent one. but actually i just realised how i could have sent out the wrong signals hor"
"YAH! nan nui shou shou bu qing! tsk tsk tsk!"
"aiya....friend only la! we drank tea and watched discovery channel"
"THAT's WHAT THEY ALL SAY!"
"hahahahaha"
"then last time you went to someone's room!"
"eh that one was to borrow books can?"
"nan nui shou shou bu qing! close door somemore!"
"hahahahahahaha. switch on air-con what. but actually it looks quite bad hor. no wonder his mom kept coming into the room! haha. eh see we close door but never LOCK door OKAY"
"your reputation is ruined la friend"
~~
Then there was Mr. Spammed-me-50-SMSes-in-a-row.
"he sent me 50 sms-es!!"
"hahahahahaha...why?"
"we were supposed to meet wed, but something cropped up ma. so i told him cannot meet liao. so he sent me 50 sms-es to lecture me!"
"hahahahahaahaha"
"eh it's not funny lor, i was damn pissed off. at first i felt quite bad cos i broke my promise true. but after the 10th sms i stopped feeling bad cos i don't think my crime warrants this"
"how to send 50? what he say?"
"everything! long long stories! moral lectures! my phone beeped the whole night!"
"hahahaha..did you reply?"
"i didn't want to. then i got irritated by the 20th msg, so i replied back. then he sms more! at last i just let it beeped. really something wrong man."
------------------------------------------
since we're on the topic of phones and smses.....
(phone rings)"hello?"
"hi can i speak to Vino?"
"you've got the wrong number"
"is this 9xxxxxxx?"
"yes but there's no Vino here."
"don't bluff ok, call him to the phone"
"i'm not lying there is no Vino. who is Vino?"
"aiya fucker la you" (hangs up)
*stunned*
~~
saw steph tan going to work the other day while i was in my dad's car.
she didn't see me.
i sms--ed her 4 hours later.
"i see you! you're wearing a white blouse right"
(phone rings 5 min later)
"where the hell are you?"
"near you la.""where???"
"are you in the office?"
"yaaaa?"
"i'm under your desk lor"
"go and die. ni3 zai4 na3 li3??????"
~~~~
another good prank to play.
did this during one of the Chinese New Years.
sent out a mass sms on chu1 yi1 (i was bored ok...)
"i see you in your red blouse! don't be embarassed! you look cute!"
you'd be surprised how many pple are REALLY wearing red blouses.
~~~~
Till next time....
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