oh yes let's write abt my nightmare before i forget.
i dreamt abt a cockroach flying abt in my room. a FLYING cockroach. that itself constitutes a nightmare. anyway so i was chasing it down (more like running away from it) around the room trying to whack it. and it flew into my hair!!!!!!!! arrrrrrghghgghghghghghghgh. and somehow in my dream i had the thickest bush of hair. i remember someone (a guy, but dunno who, it's a premonition of married life! hahaha) telling me the cockroach is as freaked out as i am getting stuck in my bush of hair.
i woke up while we were still trying to comb the blardy thing out. and even while awake i was still wondering if there's a cockroach in my hair. had to assure myself it was a nightmare.
it's the revenge of the cockroach i tell you. mom killed a cockroach yest in the living room (while extreme makeover was on. i live a traumatised life in the living room.) oh blardy hell.
there was another dream quite some time ago. i was in my grandparents' house and was chasing a cockroach into the bathroom, and when i got there there was a giant mega cockroach, like bigger than human sized. and the giant cockroach together with a fleet of normal sized cockroaches chased me to the living room.
there's a lizard in my bathroom. not a dream that's for real. probably added to my sub concious resulting in the flying cockroach dream. lizards are not scary though, since they can't fly. think mom dislikes lizards more than me. she's prob freaked out cos she crushed a lizard once opening the door (the lizard was at the hinge of the door). i didn't see it, good thing, she said it's gross. i saw a crushed cockroach at the storeroom door hinge though, cockroaches hate me dun they.
beetles fly, and i'm quite annoyed with them too. but not as scared of them, cos they flew onto me so many times. one time i was trying to sleep and one landed on my neck. i thought my brother threw scotchtape at me so i picked it up calmly and threw it back. freaked out when we realised it was a beetle (we were pri sch age). made so much noise screaming dad threw us both out of his room. hahahahahaha. that's funny. (back then we slept with our parents once in a while since there's aircon there and not in our room.)
yes another time the beetle flew onto my butt. like below my shorts onto my butt. the beetle kissed my ass! hahahahahah.
third time the beetle flew into my hair. i was in the kitchen so i suddenly freaked out waving my hair to my mom trying to get her to sweep the beetle off. and she was like "i know la, you colored your hair right?" thinking i was trying to show her my newly highlighted hair. it was pretty funny. for one thing my hair was highlighted ages ago, besides why would i suddenly get so agitated shaking my head and waving my hand and screaming away to show her my hair? the maid was also in the kitchen, she doesn't understand english so our little charade must look pretty weird to her.
insects.
killed a dragonfly once when i was 5 cos i ran down the stairs with my hands on the rail and the dragonfly was on the rail. almost wanted to disown my hand.
giant grasshoppers hopped into my room in NUS (on the 9th flr!) and another one in my room in the house. spent the whole night chasing the grasshopper with champion jumping ability in the NUS room. tried ignoring it but the room is small so it gave me a fright whenever it leapt out of nowhere to somewhere near me. that was a horrible night. was trying to study for test somemore.
the one in my room i got my mom to catch. hahahaha. she was like "grasshoppers cannot kill, they are good insects you know". and i was like "ya but not in my room". she finally gave in after i was reduced to standing outside my room peeping behind the wall. hahahahaha. the grasshopper chased me out of my room! in the end she didn't even catch it. she swept it off the door and it disappeared. couldn't find anymore.
quote of the day:
"which part of LATE dun you understand??????"
~my subconcious mind.
i dreamt abt a cockroach flying abt in my room. a FLYING cockroach. that itself constitutes a nightmare. anyway so i was chasing it down (more like running away from it) around the room trying to whack it. and it flew into my hair!!!!!!!! arrrrrrghghgghghghghghghgh. and somehow in my dream i had the thickest bush of hair. i remember someone (a guy, but dunno who, it's a premonition of married life! hahaha) telling me the cockroach is as freaked out as i am getting stuck in my bush of hair.
i woke up while we were still trying to comb the blardy thing out. and even while awake i was still wondering if there's a cockroach in my hair. had to assure myself it was a nightmare.
it's the revenge of the cockroach i tell you. mom killed a cockroach yest in the living room (while extreme makeover was on. i live a traumatised life in the living room.) oh blardy hell.
there was another dream quite some time ago. i was in my grandparents' house and was chasing a cockroach into the bathroom, and when i got there there was a giant mega cockroach, like bigger than human sized. and the giant cockroach together with a fleet of normal sized cockroaches chased me to the living room.
there's a lizard in my bathroom. not a dream that's for real. probably added to my sub concious resulting in the flying cockroach dream. lizards are not scary though, since they can't fly. think mom dislikes lizards more than me. she's prob freaked out cos she crushed a lizard once opening the door (the lizard was at the hinge of the door). i didn't see it, good thing, she said it's gross. i saw a crushed cockroach at the storeroom door hinge though, cockroaches hate me dun they.
beetles fly, and i'm quite annoyed with them too. but not as scared of them, cos they flew onto me so many times. one time i was trying to sleep and one landed on my neck. i thought my brother threw scotchtape at me so i picked it up calmly and threw it back. freaked out when we realised it was a beetle (we were pri sch age). made so much noise screaming dad threw us both out of his room. hahahahahaha. that's funny. (back then we slept with our parents once in a while since there's aircon there and not in our room.)
yes another time the beetle flew onto my butt. like below my shorts onto my butt. the beetle kissed my ass! hahahahahah.
third time the beetle flew into my hair. i was in the kitchen so i suddenly freaked out waving my hair to my mom trying to get her to sweep the beetle off. and she was like "i know la, you colored your hair right?" thinking i was trying to show her my newly highlighted hair. it was pretty funny. for one thing my hair was highlighted ages ago, besides why would i suddenly get so agitated shaking my head and waving my hand and screaming away to show her my hair? the maid was also in the kitchen, she doesn't understand english so our little charade must look pretty weird to her.
insects.
killed a dragonfly once when i was 5 cos i ran down the stairs with my hands on the rail and the dragonfly was on the rail. almost wanted to disown my hand.
giant grasshoppers hopped into my room in NUS (on the 9th flr!) and another one in my room in the house. spent the whole night chasing the grasshopper with champion jumping ability in the NUS room. tried ignoring it but the room is small so it gave me a fright whenever it leapt out of nowhere to somewhere near me. that was a horrible night. was trying to study for test somemore.
the one in my room i got my mom to catch. hahahaha. she was like "grasshoppers cannot kill, they are good insects you know". and i was like "ya but not in my room". she finally gave in after i was reduced to standing outside my room peeping behind the wall. hahahahaha. the grasshopper chased me out of my room! in the end she didn't even catch it. she swept it off the door and it disappeared. couldn't find anymore.
quote of the day:
"which part of LATE dun you understand??????"
~my subconcious mind.
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